Saturday, December 2, 2006

Stand Up Men

This blog is dedicated to the help and rescue of those poor corporate men who have become pussies. We need your help men, to help these souls, lost to a wussy politically correct culture. Let us lead them from hell to the promised land of meat and beer.

Lets start with dieting. I was in the office the other day and I saw a good friend of mine open his tupperware box of greens and gingerly add his vinegrette dressing, exclaiming how he can only add a little bit at a time.... PUSSY!!! Real men dont eat little greens for lunch, they eat man food, something that was killed recently and bled. Let us help this young man and suggest to him what real man food is for lunch.

5 comments:

Cornelius T. Fish said...

A rare steak, a bottle of gin, and a stripper. That's a man's lunch.

RealMenBlog said...

Damm right that man, back in the homeland, we may not have even come back after lunch.

Steven said...

Beer doesn't sit well with me. Gives me gas.

Do real men have gas?

Steve~

Anonymous said...

You fucking son of a bitch! I will kick your ass with my salad fork next time I see you. Bastard!

RealMenBlog said...

your plastic fork? :) The irony of that post was, when I stood beside you when you wrote that comment, what were you eating out off?